Mister Millennia
One thousand sarcastic remarks and the insane ramblings of my own mind
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GET INVOLVED. STOP AT NOTHING. THE WORLD MUST KNOW.
I dare you to stop scrolling through your dashboard. Stop checking your Facebook newsfeed that you’ve already checked two seconds ago. Stop updating your Twitter and seeing what your favorite celebrities are saying. Stop watching funny and nonsense videos on Youtube. Take time to educate yourself to MAKE A DIFFERENCE in this world. This is your chance! WATCH THIS VIDEO.
Let’s make JOSEPH KONY Famous!!!
Who is JOSEPH KONY?
He is THE WORST LIVING CRIMINAL. He abducts children and makes them use guns to kill their own parents. He takes girls and forces them to be sex slaves. He calls his abducted children the Lord’s Resistance Army, AKA the LRA. He has abducted over 30,000 children and forced them to be child soldiers in Central Africa. He remains at large because he is INVISIBLE to the world. FEW know his name, even FEWER know his crimes. WE ARE MAKING HIM FAMOUS! Because when he is, the world will unite against him and demand his arrest.
We can help make a change. We can make a difference.
I feel so inspired. I feel the need to help and make a difference. This has to happen in 2012. We can’t let him go around and keep doing this to children in Central Africa. Let’s make his name known so he can be stopped. HE CAN NO LONGER BE INVISIBLE!
REBLOG IF YOU CARE.
This will not make your blog ugly, please take a moment to reblog and get the word out. SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE! Be a part of something BIG and when they catch this man, you would be able to say.. “I HELPED.”
LET’S START HERE ON TUMBLR.
I’ll be reblogging this again tomorrow.
Anyone who sees this post should watch this video. Anyone who watches this video should help it spread.
(Source: kimpoyfeliciano)
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MY MIND IS LIKE A PANE OF GLASS THAT MET THE BRICK OF MSPA… AND WAS THEN SHAT ON CONSTANTLY BY HOMESTUCK
SERIOUSLY, NOT ONLY IS NEPETA GOING TO HAUNT ME TONIGHT, THAT FUCKING MOMENT HAS DESTROYED ME WHERE ROXY OPENS HER EYES.
JUST. FUCK. EVEN. THIS.
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Photo reblogged from one man poet
POKEMON “GEN 0”
- -Playing as young Oak or Agatha (which implies there’d be no Pokédex)
- -Only about 100 Pokés, many dual-types not existing yet
- -Instead of Poké Ball, people use primitive man-made balls from Apricorns, which you have to find and make yourself (thus making each Pokémon catch attempt more challenging) - rarer Apricorns = better catch rates, etc.
- >Instead of catching wild Pokemon, you try and befriend them or fight them
- >After catching a certain species, you have a little cutscene of Oak/Agatha recording the data, by drawing the pokemon (which you do yourself), and then watch as they try and describe it, which will be the same info from the pokedex in Gen I-V
- >No boxes, just leave your Pokemon at a specific daycare centre (one in each town), which can store up to 12 pokemon at a time. When your all out of storage space, you either release them in the wild, or release them in the future Safari zone, where you can visit them again.
- by the end of the game, a small clip with several pictures come up, oak and Agatha slowly growing older, slowly growing apart, the last pic is of oak handing a pokedex to two kids you can’t see the face of
THE ENDPlease
MY BODY IS READY
(Source: pookerskull)
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Christopher: “So what’s your New Year’s Resolution?”
Me: “Oh, you know, nothing exciting, just to blow up… the SUN”
In other news, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Post reblogged from This ladys world
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EGYPT IS SICK
AND ITS TOTALLY SAFE IF YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE SQUARE :D
SUCH AN AMAZING PLACE!
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Audio post reblogged from Fanboys
the royal philharmonic orchestra - gerudo valley
i have been waiting since 1998 for this.
i have cummed about 46 times
kashfkhaslfkalksfklagk
* A *REBLOGGING SO I CAN LISTEN LATER OMG I CAN’T WAIT.
This is the best.
So. Beautiful. How did you make me want another zelda after twilight princess, Nintendo? HOW!?
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MY LIFE WILL NEVER AGAIN BE ANYWHERE AS INCOHERENT AS IT WAS WHEN I WAS WATCHING THAT.
BECAUSE MY BRAIN WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS;
OH FUCK YES WHAT IS GOING ON I DON’T EVEN FUCKING PROTO JADE AND FUCKING EXILES GETTING DEAD AND FUCKING OH HELL YES SPADES YOU GO DESTROY UNIVERSES AND OH FUCK YES RING OF ANTI-JACK AND I BET THE GREEN LIGHT IS ACTUALLY LORD ENGLISH APPEARING INTO THEIR FUCKING UNIVERSE AND OH FUCKING JESUS BALLS YES
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Video reblogged from Praise the lord and pass the ammunition
my life me as a youtube video
lets just bring this back for the day crowd okay
crying omg
oh my god
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This is gold.
TURTLES I-IM GOING BACKWARD! This completes me XD
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MY BODY IS READY
THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT A 3DS ON RELEASE DATE
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I always wonder where he gets his infinite amounts of credit to be able to send a text to every single member of The Dollars every thirty seconds
